Hindi New Funny Jokes 2018 by Luv Shyari

India iz a nation and Najamudeen is a station,
Wah! Wah!
India iz a nation and Najamudeen is a station,
So don't fall in Love, First of all complete your Education.. 

Tujhe Khud Se Kabhi Juda Hone Nahi Denge,
tujhe Khud Se Kabhi Juda Hone Nahi Denge,
kabhi Koi Sms b Kar Dia Karo Warna,
Bhoot bankar ayenge aaj rat sapno me or sone nahi denge!
















Wife: Sajna Ji Paris ikwari jaungi mai,                             
      tu hi to mera CREDIT CARD hai,
Huby: Facebook pe update kar jaunga mai,
      divorce k PAPER Tayiyar hain.

Once upon a time in a class,
Ladke or ladkiyo me tha mukabla kuch khas,
Ladkiya boli aaj apko haar k hi dikhayengi,
Ladke bole hum haar gaye ab dhikha do
Aakhir kab mitayengi in aankho ki payas.













Dhadkan Dil ki Ruk C Jati Hai,
Saanse Aksar Tham Jati hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Gfriend Se Shadi Karne ki Naubat ati hai..

Arj hai, Sayari Karna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Sayari Karna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Or Jo Ladki Apki Taraf Dekhke Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Yaro Wo Kabhi Toothpaste Karti Nahi.



















Unke Kadam Jahan Jahan Padey, 

Humne Wo Zameen Choom Li,
Or Wo Humari Mummy Se Shikayat Karti Hai,
K Aunti Apka Beta Mitti Khaata Hai.

Raat Bhar kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rahi,
Nind Mujhe Apni Aur khinchti Rahi…
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh Gaya…
Aur Ek Bar Fir Yeh Genious Bina Padhe hi So Gaya …..

Ladki Ne Coin Dalke Weight Dekha, 58kg
Dupata Utara 56kg,
Jacket Utara 53kg, 
Aur ab Coin Khatam,
1 Bhikari Bola,
Tu Chalu to Rakh Coin Mai Dalunga.