Latest Very Funny Non-Veg SMS Collections of 2018

Feel..
Close Your Eyes,
Think About Your Ex-Girl Friend,
And Den See Your Lips,
It Will Automatically Smile & Say
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"BHEN Ki Laudi".

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Kyun Kisi Se Itna Pyar Ho Jata Hai,
Ek Din Ka Intzar Bhi Dushwaar Ho Jata Hai,
Lagne Lagtey Hain Apne Bhi Paraye,
Or Ek Ajnabi Par Aitbar Ho Jata Hai..

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Har Aurat Sex Ke Time Alag-2 Baat Karti Hain;
Nokrani- Jldi Kro Malkin Aa Jaegi
Padosn- Dhire Kro Awaz Bahr Na Jai
Premika-Thoda Or Kro
Biwi- Pankha Kitna Ganda Ho Gya Hai Naa

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Pyar= Dukho Ka Bazar
Premi= Dukho Ka Khariddar
Premica= Dukho Ki Dukandar
Mata-Pita= Beech Ki Diwar
Bahan= Salahkar
Bhai= Pitney Ko Taiyar
Ye Hai Luv Ka Big Bazaar….

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Girl: I'm Havin Heart Surgery Today...
I Luv You..
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Boy: I Luv You Too...Much More...
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After Da Surgery Girl Sees
Only Her Father Nxt To Hr N Asks:
“Where Is He...??”
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Her Dad: Dont U Know Who Gave You Heart..???
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Girl: What..??(She Starts Crying)
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Father: Am Kidding...He Went To The Toilet...

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Chai K Liye Jaise Toast Hota Hai
Waise Har Ek Friend Zaruri Hota Hai,

Koi Subha 5 Baje Neend Se Jagaye
Koi Raat Ke 3 Baje Jaan Bachaye,

Ek Teri Kadki Me Sharing Karey
Aur Ek Tere Budget Me Sneak-In Karey,

Koi Nature Se Ghost, Koi  Host Hota Hai
Par Har Ek Frnd Zaruri Hota Hai..
For U My Swt Frnd...
B In Contact Always

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2 Macchar Baatey Kar Rahey The….

1st Bola- Mai Doctor Banunga..
2ndbola- Mai Engineer Banunga..

Itne Yme Ek Aurat Ne Mortin Jala Di..
Macchar Boley - Kanjari Ne Saara
Career Kharaab Kar Diya….

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There Are Basically 7 TYPES OF GALS;

1. HARD DISK Gals:
Remembers Everythin 4ever
2. RAM Gals:
4gets U The Moment U Turns Her Off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Gals:
Just 4 Lookin
4. INTERNET Gals:
Difficult 2 Access
5. SERVER Gals:
Always Busy Wen Needed
6. MULTIMEDIA Gals:
Makes Horrible Thins Looks Beautiful.
7. VIRUS Gals:
Dese Type Of Gals Are Normally Called 'WIFE'  
Once Enterd In Life Systm,
Won't Leave Until Format.

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Malika Havin Sex Wid Sachin.
Malika: Janu Tere L**D Mein AIDS Kyun Likha Hai.
Sachin: Aaila!!
Are Khara To Hone De!!
Thik Se Dekh "ADIDAS" Likha Hoga.!!

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Kaash!
Mai Tumhe Dekhu-Jab Tum Kapde Utaaro,
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Jo Daaley The Taar Pe Sookhne Ke Liye,
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Aur Tum Haath Me Pakdo Mera
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"Haath"
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Fir Kaho,
Maine Tumhaare Liye Kholi Huyi Hain Apni-
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"Bahein"
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Ab Toh Le Lo Meri
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"Har Khushi"
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Or Mujhe Dedo Apna
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"Har Gum"
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Fir Me Dheere Se Kholu Tumhari
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"Palakh" Aur Kahu
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Dekh Kitna Bada Hai Mera
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"DIL" 
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Fir Mai Tumhari Taango Ko Uthau
Or Daldu Apna
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"LUND"
Beta, Har Bar Majak Nhi Hota..!!

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Din Ki Hai Zindagi Sada Khush Rehna, Dil Me Ho Koi Gum To Mujhse Kehna, Hum Dosti Ka Rishta Nibhayenge Tumse, Bus Tum Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna.