Best Malaysian Lines 2018 and Quotes

1. Malaysians are not ‘horny’ … we are ‘salty wet.’ (Ham sap)

2. Malaysians don’t say someone is ‘uptight’ or ‘anxious’…we say ‘you are a tight long spider.’ (Kan cheong spider)

3. Malaysians don’t ‘get confused’ … we ‘scramble around making a lot of banging noise.’ (Kalang kabut)

4. Malaysians don’t say someone has a ‘casual attitude’ … we say they’re ‘green vegetables.’ (Cincai)

5. Malaysians don’t ‘go on vacation’ … we ‘eat wind.’ (Makan Angin)

6. Malaysians aren’t curious to the point of being annoying …we’re ‘home grannies’. (Kaypoh)